YUNG JOC CAUGHT AGAIN! THIS TIME DRIVING A HORSE CARRIAGE!

It’s Been A Rough Week For Fallen Rapper Yung Joc! Surely When He Was Caught Driving An Uber Earlier This Week Nobody Thought It Could Get Any Worse!  But It Did As Pictures Of Him Have Now Surfaced Driving Of All Things,…. A Horse Carriage!

When I Recently Caught Up With Joc He Was Literally Standing In Back Of A Horse Carriage, So I Confronted Him As Professionally As I Could By Saying…..

ABE- Hey Yung Joc!  I Heard Your Broke Ass Was Driving A Horse Carriage Yo!

“Naw Abe, That Ain’t Me!  Look At That Picture, That Could Be Any N**ga Wit A Hat On”  Said Yung Joc As He Was Scooping Horse Manure With A Shovel.

ABE- But Joc, You Standing In Back Of A Horse Carriage Right Now! Literally Scooping Horse Sh*t!  Cmon Man Come Clean For The Readers!

JOC- “Naw Man I,…Ok, Ok, I Do It On The Weekends When I’m Not Ubering Or Uberating Or Whatever But I’m Not Broke & I Damn Sure Ain’t Fall Off!  “Matta Fact, Just Like Pull Up N Go The Ride Sharing App I’m Lowkey Promoting, This Too Right Here Is A Promotion”,

“And I’m Doing It Cause I’m Broke– I Mean Cause I Wanna Show The Kids You Can Drive A Horse Carriage & Still Be A Boss”.

At This Point I Could See Yung Joc Was About To Cry & Desperately Needed Me To Believe His Stupid But Carefully Constructed Little Struggle Story, So I Totally Lied & Said…

ABE- Hey Man That’s Awesome!  Why Don’t You Take Me For A Ride On The Horse & Carriage, I Even Have Mase & Camron’s Old Joint To Play Through The Aux, Plus I Got Edibles If We Run Into Some B*tches.

YUNG JOC- Can’t Do That Abe I’m Fin Ta Be Late For My Other Job.

ABE- What Job Is That?

YUNG JOC- I’m A Funeral Hearse Driver, I Gotta Be Out!  It’s A Funeral I Gotta Get To In 20 Minutes.

ABE – Me Too,  I Have An Interview With A Mcdonalds Employee That Died On The Job…….So I Have To Call An Uber!

YUNG JOC- Hold Up Abe!…. You Know I’m Ubering Right?

So With That, Me & Yung Joc Hopped In The Uber & Was Out! Vroom!……But About A Half A Mile Down The Road The Car Ran Out Of Gas & Neither I Or Joc Had Gas Money.

In The End We Both Ended Up In That Gotd*mn Horse Carriage! Hoping & Praying We Ain’t See That Girl From The First Video With Her Camera Phone!

Abe Finklestein

The King Of Sports Humor