WWE Reportedly In Talks With Janet Jackson To Team Up With Rikishi For Wrestlemania 38!

After Ballooning Up To An Alarming 300 pds & shaving the sides of her head like a wrestler & generally just looking Fat & Farty,

 

R&B Diva & Musical Icon Janet Jackson has been reportedly approached by The WWE to team up with another Icon, 400 pd. Samoam Rikishi Fatu to appear at Wrestlemania 38 Sunday April 3 2022.

Jackson who is allegedly cash strapped & according to inside sources “Damn Near Broke” from constantly overeating & buying out Popeyes & Other fast food restaurants for the whole day,

has denied this but a close friend has went on record to say that Vince Mcmahon stood outside her window & rattled a bag of cheeseburgers & her fat ass came to the window & caved in quicker than Jay Z’s lips at a chapstick rally!

Inside Source: I was with Janet & i heard her specifically say this,

“Ever since i was a lil kid gettin my ass whooped on Good Times & being a one dimensional mediocre actor, i always wanted to come flying off that top rope & land that elbow”!

When asked how much money The WWE is paying Janet the inside source sarcastically replied,….

“Money? Maan they paying that fat buffalo wild wing ass taco bell eating b*tch with a truckload of mash potatoes & A Popeyes Lifetime Gold Chicken Card”! Im tellin yall Janet Jackson fin ta fat her fat ass self right up outta here!”

Abe Finklestein

The King Of Sports Humor