WTF? DWIGHT HOWARD HAD TO UNDERGO BUTT SURGERY BECAUSE?….

We’ve All Heard The Allegations By Now, Dwight Howard Of The Washington Wizards Possible Involvement With A Transgendered Woman. Blah blah blah! We All Know The Story- He’s Denying It, He Even Got His Pastor To Allegedly Threaten The Person Who Identifies As Masin El’ije.

This Story Was Widely Ignored Over Here, That Is… Until Dwight Howard Announced Friday That He Will Be Out For 2-3 Months Cause He Has To Get Surgery On His……..“Butt”!   And……Now This Story Is Onboard Radar Over Here!

Masin El’ije Claims Within The Relationship Sexually Dwight Was The Submissive One Who Enjoyed Receiving Sex Not Giving It.

In Other Words….. Dwight Was Getting Slam Dunked In His Butthole!  And Now Coincidentally He Needs To Have Surgery On His “Butt”!

Addendum: Saturday Dec. 1st :

“Howard Underwent An L4-L5 Lumbar Microdiscectomy Earlier Today. The Procedure Went As Planned With No Complications.

“The Procedure Was Performed By Dr. Robert Watkins In Marina Del Rey, California, & Was Recommended After Consultation With Dr. Watkins & Wizards Director of Medical Services and Orthopedist Dr. Wiemi Douoguih Determined That The Disc Herniation Was Causing Severe Nerve Irritation & Gluteal Pain.

“Howard’s Progress Will Be Re-evaluated In Approximately Two to Three months.”

Abe Finklestein
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