WOMAN LEAVES HER HUSBAND TO MARRY A GORILLA!

31 Yr.Old Animal Physician Becky Ann Mcbecky, Made Waves Recently When She Abruptly Decided To Leave Her Husband Of 10 Yrs. To Marry A Full Grown Silverback Gorilla!

Despite The Outcry From Her Colleagues & Husband She Stands Firmly By Her Decision & States

“Why Dont People Just Leave Us The Hell Alone! I Love Koko He Understands Me & Makes Me Feel Like A Woman”!  He’s The Only One That Understands Me When I Take A Dump Outside & Wipe My Ass With Leaves, He Doesnt Judge”!

Her Husband Has Already Filed Motion For Custody Of The Kids When He Found Out Becky Had Been Letting The Gorilla Hit It From The Back & Eat The Groceries!  But His Last Straw Was When He Learned That Becky Had Actually Married The Gorilla & Had A Child With The Gorilla!

“When That Baby Gorilla Came Out Of Me I Knew God Was Using Me As The New Eve! There’s A Lot Of Women Out There Who Secretly Wanna Be With A Gorilla, My Marriage To Koko Gives Them Hope & Besides My Vagina Walls Are So Stretched Out Now That No Regular Man Can Ever Please Me Now”!

Koko & Becky Currently Live In The Sub Saharan Congo Of Rwanda In A Duplex Tree House Where Her Africans Neighbors Lovingly Refer To Her As……….

“That Crazy White Bitch That Married A Gorilla”!

 

Abe Finklestein