WHY ARE DALLAS COWBOY FANS SO DELUSIONAL?

So…I’m Having A Conversation With A Dallas Cowboy Fan, And He Tells Me

“The Only Reason The Eagles Won The 2018 Super Bowl Is Because 90% Of The Teams In The NFL Had A 500 Or Below Record”!  “Minnesota Was Overrated & The Refs Cheated For Us To Beat St. Louis”!

See That’s Delusional Folks.  But You Know What?  Instead Of Keeping This Experience To Myself, I Decided To Share This One Of A Kind Ailment Known As “Dallas Delusional” With All Of You!

So We Exchange Numbers & I Called Him. The Situation Took A Left Turn When He Told My Assistant ( Pre Call ) That Tony Romo Was His Cousin. When I Brought This Up In Conversation, This Man Harland Brooks, Tried To Get All Hollywood Big Time Professional On The Finkster.

So……….

Listen & Find Out What Happened!

Abe Finklestein
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