WHITE GORILLA CALLS BLACK GORILLA A N*GGA! MASSIVE ZOO FIGHT ERUPTS!

The Racial Injustice Issues Facing America Right Now Has Finally Permeated The Surface,

Subjugated The Roots & Subsequently Has Now Spread Beyond The Parameters Of Being Just A Human Issue.

In Other Words….. Animals Are Now Having Race Issues!  Head Zookeeper & Resident Zoologist Nathan Bookman Couldn’t Be Reached For Comment  (Even Though He Was Standing Right Beside Me)

But His Mother,  Beverly Bookwoman,  A Straight No Nonsense Tough Talking Black Women Wasted No Time Stepping In To Say….

“Them White Gorillas Got The Black Gorillas Doing All The Work!  And When They Complain, The White Gorillas Act Like Its Not Happening, Now The Black Gorillas Got A Chip On Their Shoulder & They Aint Tryna Hear Sh*t”!

“It Started When One Of The Black Gorillas Took A Dump Where The White Gorillas Take Their Dumps At & All Hell Broke Loose When A Middle Aged Fat Dumpy White Gorilla On Her Cellphone Screamed Out!…….

“We Dont Allow N*gga Gorillas To Take Dumps Around Here, Go Back To Where You Came From & Take That Dump N*gga!

“Thats When I Left Cause I Knew That Fat White Gorilla Was Bout To Get Her Ass Mopped Up”!

Its Been Reported That A Massive Zoo Fight Erupted That Involved 10 Police Cars, The Swat Team & 2 Fire Trucks!

In The End The Black Gorillas Beat Up The White Gorillas, Got Fired & Replaced By More Black Gorillas Who Were Told To Clean Up The Mess,

Meanwhile The White Gorillas Received A Check From The City & The Government To Rebuild The Zoo  With Non Segregated Bathrooms.

Lets Hope That In The Future Black & White Gorillas Can Finally Put All Their Differences Aside So They Can Come Together Peacefully & Take Their Dumps In One Place!

Gods Plan!

Abe Finklestein

The King Of Sports Humor