WALMART PLANS TO PRODUCE A CHEAPER GREAT VALUE VERSION OF THE COVID VACCINE!

Mega Retail Conglomerate Walmart Announced Plans to produce & mass quantity sale a cheaper version of the Covid vaccine under their current low cost Great Value brand.

Were excited about this!

Said Walmart CEO Samuel Walton, despite the legal controversy surrounding Walmart not hiring regulated LPN’S to administer the vaccine but instead using their cashiers after giving them just a 15 minute course in CPR.

To be honest,  you have drug users with no experience that use needles everyday!

If you’ve been to Walmart you know that a lot of our cashiers are probably drug users familiar with using needles. What’s the big deal?

You pay for your groceries & the same cashier that just touched your money will now give you the Great Value Covid Vaccine!

You see Nurses are the middle man and we’ve cut that out. That’s what Walmart does we cut out the middle man! We’ve been doing it for years so don’t complain now!

Now if you’ll excuse me there’s a fight over on aisle 7 that I need to capture on my cellphone & scream Worldstar!

The bad news is Walmart actually plans to go through with this, the good news is I captured that aisle 7 fight on my cellphone, put it on YouTube & got a million views!

Abe Finklestein

The King Of Sports Humor