TRUMP OFFERS TO SEND IRAN $40 AND A POPEYES CHICKEN SANDWICH!

President Trump Just Pulled Off Thee Most Gangstafied World War Move In The History Of World Wars!

Despite What You’ve Heard About Missile Strikes & Possible U.S Nuclear Retaliation, The Truth Is Trump Basically Shut Iran Down With A Gotdamn Popeyes Chicken Sandwich & 2 Doves!

“Hey Everybody Loves Chicken, Especially Brown People! Everytime I Turn Around There’s A Beautiful Brown Person Dancing & Singing About Chicken”!

Said Trump As He Was Golfing, Eating A Big Mac & Tweeting.

When Asked The Question- Do You Think This Is Petty & How In Thee Hell Is All Of Iran Suppossed To Divide Up One Chicken Sandwich And $40?  His Response Was…..

“Hey!  Nobody Complained When Jesus Took One Piece Of Fish & Fed All Those People!  And Honestly If I Wanted To Be Petty I Would’ve Offered Them A Wendy’s Chicken Sandwich”!

Oogh Damn Wendy’s! Trump Just Came For Y’all Neck!

Here’s The Real Deal, Trump Who Screams America, Vowed To Send 100 Undocumented Immigrant Mexican Workers To Iran To Build 3,500 Popeyes Chicken Restaraunts In Less Than A Week If Iran Aint Stop That Bullsh*t!

And Iran Subsequently Panicked! They Knew The Foolery & The Long Lines & Fights That Were Sure To Breakout, And In A Country Known For Religous Violence, Political Violence & Terroristic Violence, Apparently That Popeyes Chicken Sandwich Violence Was Just A Bit Too Much!

In Retrospect This Whole War Almost Started Cause Trump Killed General Salami, Iran Vowed Bloody Revenge For The Killing Of General Salami!  And Let The Record Show That Iran Did Not Flinch In The Face Of Possible War With America!

Let The Record Also Show That Iran Did Not Flinch In The Face Of Further U.S Sanctions & Possible Nuclear Attacks!  Hell They Didn’t Even Flinch When Trump Blew Up General Salami All Over The Iranian Airport!

But In The End Let It Be Known When It’s All Said & Done, The Great & Mighty Iran Basically Got Took The F** Out By

A Gotdamn Popeyes Chicken Sandwich!

Aaaand $40 Dollars!……. Well $33. 62 Now, Cause Of Postal Fees.

Trump Mailed It!

Abe Finklestein

The King Of Sports Humor