THE OVER EXTENDED STAY ROACHES ARE HEADED TO AMERICA!
After Covid 19, Recent Mass Protests & The Murder Hornet Scare, Many Believed That Honestly 2020 Just Couldn’t Get Any Worse! But It Did!
As We Speak. Millions & Millions Of Thousands Of Hundreds Of The Dreaded Over Extended Stay Roaches Are Headed To America!
And Not Only Do They Plan On Staying But Actually Over Extending Their Stay! Taneshia “RiRi” Richardson Of The Brooklyn Genicide Projects, Has Already Dealt With The Roaches & Angrily Stated!
F*ck Them Lil Bastards! They Just Won’t Leave! I Come Downstairs At 3 In The Morning In See This Lil Dirty Ass Roach In My Kitchen Sitting At This Lil Table With His Legs Crossed Like He Was A Black Mother At Applebee’s On Mothers Day!
I Say Hey Mr Roach When Are You Leaving? First He Says Gimme A Few Weeks, Then It Was, I’m Waiting On My Check, Then It Was My Baby Momma Stole My Debit Card! I Swear To God This Ain’t Nothing But Trump! Trump Did This!
Anthony Bugsy, Chief Entomologist At The University Of “I Don’t Know I’m Makin This Sh*t Up As I Go” Went On Record To Say
“B*tches Ain’t Sh*t But Hoes & Tricks”
Then He Went On To Say
“These Roaches Are Starting To Mate & Reproduce Offspring With The Murder Hornets, Creating What We Call “Chill Smooth Jazz Murder Bugs” Ones That’ll Kill You Then Wanna Chill & Listen To Smooh Jazz On Digital Radio”!
The Democrats Proposed Lil Roach Stimulus Checks To Help Out & Began Reffering To The Bugs As Poor Lil Immigrant Roaches, But President Trump, When Told About The Bugs Held A Full Press Conference Where He Announced
He Was Bringing In The National Combat Raid Gaurd ( A Johnson & Johnson Company ), Vicious Dogs, Teargas & Ultimately Where Gonna Build A Wall To Keep Those Murdering, Chillin Sons Of B*tches Out Of America!
By The Way Unemloyment Spiked By 1% This Is A Victory For All Black People & George Floyd!
Abe Finklestein
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