THE NBA & NFL PLANS TO MERGE INTO ONE LEAGUE!

One Week After Seeing The Newly Formed XFL Fold & Sink Into Bankruptcy, The NFL & NBA Are Wasting No Time & Have Announced Plans To Merge Into One League!

“The NFBL (The National Football Baseball League) Could Be Up & Running By This Fall”!

Said Roger Goodell As He Munched On A Bag Of “Dese Nuts” The Exciing New Sports Snack From Dietz & Watson.

“Were Excited & Want The Fans To Be Excited! But You Know Whats Even More Exciting? Dese Nuts In My Mouth”!  There Our New Sponsor & Were Gonna Make Thousands”!

Finklestein – Dont You Mean Millions?

“Hell No!  In This Corona Economy Nobody Is Making Millions Anymore, That’s Why We Have To Combine The 2 Leagues! 

Finklestein – Did The Players Take A Cut?

“Yes They’re Going To Be Playing For $1200”

Finklestein – $1200 A Game?

“No Just $1200 Period, For The Whole Season”! 

Finklestein- Describe A Game

“Ok One Team Has To Dribble A Football 100 Yards & Slam Dunk It Into The Opposing Teams Basket!  But They Have To Get Past The Other Teams Centerback, Wide Forward Or Qaurtergaurd. The Team On Offense Will Be Called The Grabbers & The Team On Defense Will Be Called The Pussy & The Object Of the Game Is For The Offensive Team To Grab The Defensive Team By The Pussy”! 

Finklestein – What Good Is Pussy Without Nuts?

Goodell – “Oh! I Got Da Nuts”!

Finklestein – What Nuts?

Goodell – “Dese Nuts In My Mouth!  Haaa!  See You In September Abe”!

Finklestein  – Damn!  I Cant Believe I Fell For That Sh*t!

Abe Finklestein 

The King Of Sports Humor