THE DAY AFTER YOUR TEAM LOSES!

Every Monday All Across America This Happens!  Grown Men Cry, B*tch, Wine & Moan Over Their Favorite Team Losing A Game! Girlfriends & Wives Everywhere Have To Deal With This Every Week.

If You’re A Male In America, Then “Football Such Is Life” It’s An Integral Part Of The Male Culture Where Sunday NFL Football Games Are Taken Just As Seriously As Church Service.

When Your Team Wins, It’s A Feeling Just As Great As Sex, When They Lose, You Wanna Punch Somebody In The Face Because You’re Angry. But When That Anger Dies Down That’s When The Depression & Your Undiagnosed Football Anxiety Kicks In.

Yes! Undiagnosed Football Anxiety, It Exists & You Heard It Here First! Yes, Big Time Dudes Be “Straight Stressin Out Over These Here Football Games Yo”!

Objects Get Thrown, Things Get Kicked!

Arguments Start & Dudes Get Hit!

Friendships Have Been Ended, Relatioships Have Ended, People Done Got Thier Whole Face Punched In, Plus Teethes Be Gettin Knocked Out, Da Whole Nine Yo!

Football Anxiety Is Real And We Have To Stop It Folks!

So Listen!  To All You Guys & Gals Out There, Before You Grab Some Cold Brews Pizza & Hotdogs & Sit Yo Ass Down & Watch Another Football Game

My Suggestion To You Is…………….

Grab Some Cold Brews Some Pizza & Hotdogs And

Sit Yo Ass Down & Watch Another Football Game!

Abe Finklestein

The King Of Sports Humor