THE 2017 NBA FINALS REMATCH! RERUN! RATINGS!

Yes Here We Go Again! Same Teams, Same Stars, Same Channel, Same Championship, Same Bullsh**, My Bad! But Honestly You Gotta Wonder? With Hollywood Seemingly Running Out Of Ideas & Popping Out Remakes & Reboots Right & Left, And TV Not Doing Too Much Better Because Social Media Is Kicking Its Ass Back Into The 1940’s! Ultimately Forcing The Networks Do Push A Bunch Of Reality Driven Shows….

You Gotta Wonder Has The NBA Gone The Same Route? Well To The Dedicated Logical Sports Fan, ” NO”! But To Those Of Us That Dare To Think Different, The Answer Is ” Why Not”? Any things Possible Right?

After Last Years Fiasco Complete With Accusations & Rumors Of Cheating Conspiracies, Dedicated Sports Fan Or Not You Gotta At Least Say ” Hmmm” Let Me Watch This Years Championship Just A Lil Bit Closer!

With All That Being Said You Still Got The Hottest Two Teams In The NBA Bout Ta Ball Each Others Hearts Out! And That’s What It’s All About! This Is The NBA’s Main Showroom Product, And Every Year Just About This Time They Deliver Their Very Best Product!

Even If It’s A Rerun! Golden State Coasted With An Impressive 65-17 Regular Season Record, While The Cavs Had A Much Rockier Road But Ultimately Managed To Get Er Done With A Respectable 51-31 Regular Season Record.

Predictions::
Steph Curry & The G.S Warriors Have Something To Prove Seeing as Though They Breezed Through The Playoffs A Perfect 12-0 This Year & With That High Octane Offense Its Possible That They Take An Early a Series Lead!

Lebron James & The Cavs Are The League Champions And They Also Breezed Through The Playoffs 12-1 But Remember The Last Time These Two Teams Played In The Chip It Took A Herculean Effort From Lebron & Co. To Pull Off That “W”! But They Can!

Can They Do It Again? I Say No! Why? Well….

No. 1 Steph Curry Has Light Skinned Pride! Which Makes No Sense But It Is Funny And Let’s Be Honest Its Done Wonders For Will Smith & Drake!

No. 2 Ayesha Curry Ain’t Playin Dat Bullsh** This Year!

I Fully Expect That If GS Is Winning & The Cavs Start Trying to Pull Some Miraculous Hollywood Fairytale Comeback, Ayesha Curry Will Somehow Run Onto The Court & F4 Russian Sickle Lebron James Complete With The Cupping of Her Hand To Her Ear ala Olskool Hulk Hogan!

Then Expect to See A Bunch Of Steph Currys Lite Skin Relatives & For Some Reason, El Debarge Storm The Court & Straight Up Whoop The Cavaliers Ass!

Of Course None Of This Will Happen But Hey! That’s Why You Come To This Website, For A Good Laugh Right? So Thanks For Reading & Enjoy The 2017 NBA Championship! Btw GS Taking An Early  Series Lead & Ultimately Winning 4-2

Is A Big Possibility, But Time Will Tell.

I Said It Write It Quote It Print It & Believe It!

Abe Finklestein
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