TEDDY RILEY TO BE NAMED NEW CEO OF MC’DONALDS WIFI RECORDS!

McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempzinfski Wasted No Time Naming R&B Producer Legend Teddy Riley As The Head Of Their New Label McDonald’s Wifi Records, After Hearing That Teddy’s Sound Qaulity Suffered In His I.G Battle Against Equally Legendary Producer Babyface.

“Look Our Wifi Is Sh*tty & So Was Teddys Sound Qaulity,  Were A Match Made In Heaven!  I Saw The Tape & Teddy Was Confused Just Like People Who Come To McDonald’s Are Confused On How We Can Sell Fake Horse & Dog Meat & Get Away With It”!

“Furthermore Were Teaming Up With  Bufferin, So When You’re Shit Starts Buffering, Were Gonna Just Give You Some Bufferin”. 

“McDonald’s Wifi Records Are Taking Over! Jwin& Ihome Tried To Beat Us To This Deal But Teddy Turned Them Down Saying Their Sound Qaulity Was Of Too High A Caliber”!

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Abe Finklestein

The King Of Sports Humor