T.O “MCNABB SPIT UP IN SB 39 CAUSE BILL COSBY SLIPPED HIM A ZAANEY”!

It’s Funny How As People Get Older The Truth Comes out, But This Right Here Is A Truth No One Saw Coming!  In The Resurgence Of His Ongoing Fued With Fat Drunk Ass Stuck Up But Somehow Beloved Donovan McNabb, It’s Clearly Obvious That T.O Is Not Playing!…….

In The NFL!…… But You Already Knew That.

I Recently Caught Up With T.O At A Walmart Celebrity Meet & Greet Where He Wasted No Time Going Straight In On McNabb!

T.O — He’s A Fat Black Santa Claus Lookin Clown!  Hell Yeah Bill Cosby Tried To Do That Thang To Him Cause He Thought He Was A B*tch!

ABE — Why Would Bill Cosby Do That?

T.O — Cause He Thought McNabb Was A B*tch!  All That B*tchin, Moaning, Wining Complaining & Pouting, Maaannn Cosby Thought McNabb Was A Woman!

ABE — But Why Was Bill At The Game?

T.O — Maan Whatchu Mean Why Was He At The Game? He From Pilly, I Mean Philly!  He Came In The Locker Room Crackin Jokes & Drinkin Coke!

ABE — You Mean Sniffing Coke?

T.O — No I Was Sniffing Coke & While Nobody Was Looking Bill Slipped A Zaaney Into McNabbs Campbell’s Chunky Doup.

ABE — You Mean Soup?

T.O — No! When You Put A Pill In Soup It Becomes Doup.

ABE — Umm….What?  Nevermind Did You Have Anything To Do With It?

T.O — Yes, I Switched McNabbs Soup From Campbells To Progresso!

ABE — Nice!

T.O — Yea Dat Fat Virgil On The WWE Lookin Dump Truck Practically Inhaled It. The Crazy Part Is When Bill Found Out He Wasn’t A Woman He Actually Tried To Tell Him That He Had Just Put A Pill In His Soup But McNabb Screamed At Cosby Saying

McNabb — “Stay Away From Me Coz!  You Just Might Mistake Me For A Woman & Try To Slip A Pill In My Soup”!

ABE — It Was At That Moment I Realized I Had Left Something On The Stove But It Was Cool Cause The Stove Wasn’t On, Then I Realized… That I Didn’t Have A Stove, And My Gas Was Off!

Just Like McNabb Was Off In Super Bowl 39 Where He Famously & Historically Spit Up All Over The Place, Accurately Threw The Ball At Open Recievers Ankles & Generally Cost Philadelphia A Championship!

But In The End The Truth Always Comes Out, And In This Case The Sad Truth Is……

The Phila. Eagles Lost Super Bowl 39 All Cause Bill Cosby Was Tryna Smash!  ?

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