Sorriani Hated By Eagles Fans Already?
The Discontent Is Risng In Philadelphia! Even among the most faithful the grumblings have started. Let it be known that Finklestein coined the name “Sorriani”, yes you heard it hear first!
In Philadelphia , Eagles Facebook & Twitter groups are on fire! Sorriani & rookie Q.B Jalen Hurts are catching it worse than Dave Chappelle at a Trans Rally!
Quite simply, Philadelphia is a hardcore football town & win or lose the fans will cheer for you as long as you play the game earnestly.
But stupid mistakes is one thing Philly fans dont stand for and so far the overwhelmed Sorriani & his 2-4 team has shown what appears to be an humongous never ending truckload of stupid mistakes.
The Monday Night Dallas game aka “PuntBowl 21” was an embarrasment to the city! The incompetence & absolute cluelessness of this 1st year coach is mind boggling & phila fans are becoming infuriated. (that means mad af)
Understandably So because just 4 years ago this team won a Superbowl & looked completely dominant in the playoffs that took them there. Bamm! Just like that they get ripped apart, Their Star Q.B Carson Wentz goes to Indianapolis & rebuilding was the new word in Philly.
But silently fans were “Punching The Air”!
But its called rebuilding not repeating the same mistakes, im sorry but this Sorriani guy has Chip Kelly written all over him, in fact i wouldn’t be surprised if he’s really Chip with a mask on.
“Punch The Air Again”!
G.M Howie Roseman & Owner Jeffrey Lurie have this bad habit of being blown away by coaches in their verbal interviews. It happened with Chip Kelly, Doug Pederson & now “Sorriani”..
In Pedersons case it worked out but with “Sorriani”….well put it this way, they should’ve made this guys whole 1st year a working interview!
Repear after me “Sorriani” Is A Whole Bum”! He will not win The Eagles a Superbowl or even a Playoff, he will be quietly dismissed on a tuesday when nobodys looking and The Eagles franchise will move on.
Until that day my advice to all you Eagles fan is
KEEP PUNCHING THE AIR”!
Abe Finklestein
The King Of Sports Humor
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