SHOCKER! THE NFL CHANGES ITS RULES TO NO HITTING OR TACKLING BLACK PLAYERS!
In Response To Heavy Demands From BLM & Other Civic Groups The NFL Has Been Forced To Undergo Yet Another Radical Change In Policy!
Just 2 Days Ago The League Announced That The Black National Anthem Will Be Sang At All Week One Games.
And If Thats Not Frustrating Enough To Their Core Fan Base, They’re Now Including The Gay Nat’l Anthem As Well As The Mexican Nat’l Anthem & Also Asking The Fans To Not Breathe For 8.46 Seconds.
One Would Think With The NFL Caving In To All These Heavy Demands, Antifa I Mean Umm BLM Would Be Satisfied But No! They Didnt Stop Until Roger Goodell Caved In To The Ridiculous Demand That From Now On No Black Players Will Be Hit Or Tackled!
Instead The Opposing Players Will Now Gently Ask The Black Player If It’s Ok If I Can Tackle You & Will That Offend You? If The Black Player Feels Offended & Says No, Then The Opposing Player Can Do Nothing!
And If Both Players Happen To Be Black They’re Both Automatically Rewarded A Touchdown For Their  Respective Teams!
Here At Abe Finklestein We Honestly Believe That Ultimately This New Policy Will Make Sure Black Men Are No Longer Viewed As Just Thugs Thieves & Robbers.
A Representative For BLM Was Supposed To Give Us A Statement But Ironically On Their Way Here………
They Got Robbed By A Black Person!
Abe Finklestein
The King Of Sports Humor
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