RUMOR: RON ISLEY & EWF WERE PLANNING TO WHOOP STEVE HARVEY’S ASS FOR TALKING TOO MUCH!

After Black Twitter & Other Social Media Platforms Exploded & Went H.A.M On Steve Harvey for talking too much during Easter Sundays highly anticipated verzuz between music legends Earth Wind & Fire & The Isley Brothers,

We are now learning that not just the audience but the actual participants, EWF & The Isleys wanted to whoop Steve’s Ass for talking too much & reminiscing about his teen years during the broadcast!

Ron Isley: We was gone straight MollyWhop Steve for being a chatterbox! Me & my brother were performing “Summer Breeze” & i look up & this n**ga standin beside us with a cheap cheesy lookin raccoon fur on his shoulders tryna be one of the Isleys!

Im tellin ya we was bout to Straight send that  n**ga on A “Voyage To Atlantis” Forreal Ferreal! He already had that Big Goofy Ass Boat Hat on like he was ready to go anyway! 

EWF: I Phillip Bailey was trying to keep my composure cause i was the closest to him! But that story about the biscayne station wagon, Maaan i wanted to slap that big goofy Curios George’s caretaker hat off of his watermelon head!

Ron Isley was already dressed like Mr. Biggs,  im tellin ya man Steve was bout ta catch these ” Shining Stars”! 

When Steve,Harvey heard about this he immediately apologized! But somewhere within the apology he went into a long story about growing up poor,

Driving a biscayne station wagon & grinding on girls in the basement & on & on & on…..until EWF & The Isleys suddenly busted into the room! Ron Isley Screamed Out ” HELLO” HELLO”! & then they all proceeded to Straight Olskool Stomp A Mud hole into Steve Harvey’s Ass!

As of press time Steve has been permanently banned from ever doing verzuz again!

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Abe Finklestein

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