REPORT: TRUMP PLANS TO TAKE A HOT SH*T IN EVERY WHITE HOUSE TOILET BEFORE HE LEAVES!
Washington D.C. An unnamed associate has leaked plans to the press that President Trump is planning to desecrate The White House in a final act of defiance.
Trump, if he’s not reinstated for a second term is planning on talking a hot sh*t in every White House toilet before he leaves! And not flushing!
Technically there is no law against doing this Trump says & if there was one he would abolish it.
“Look they crapped on me my whole four years in office, its only right that i crap back!
Im telling ya come Jan 19th I’m scarfing down 3 Big Macs, A Large Fry plus An Apple Pie, Chasing It with a Yoohoo & i’m a straight up pull a Archie Bunker on every toilet in this joint”!
 And I’m gonna open up the top of the toilet, and proceed to squat, lock & drop it like it’s hot right & the tank, so when they flush….. They get all that!Â
White House staffers were baffled & astonished, not because of what Trump said but because apparently he has been doing this the whole four years he was in The White House.
Abe Finklestein
The King of Sports Humor
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