PETE ROSE: I’LL NEVER GAMBLE AGAIN! I’LL BET YOU FIVE DOLLARS I WONT!

PETE ROSE IS A BASEBALL LEGEND! HOWEVER HE’S MADE SOME Mistakes in the past, Mainly Illegal Gambling, But also Resembling an Oversized Hispanic Muppet even though he’s not Hispanic. And last but not least, looking Fat & Farty! Which isn’t Illegal but it’s just not cool maaaan!

I recently sat down with Pete Rose to discuss his past Gambling Issues and more importantly why he looks so Fat & Farty!

Abe Finklestein: Hello Pete Rose & Welcome!

Pete Rose: I just Farted!

Abe: Ok I’m gonna just step outside cause i know that things gonna be lethal.
(10 min later)

Abe: Ok Pete how’s it going?

Pete Rose: I just Farted!

Abe: Ok ummm. Im gonna just step outside again & might i add this is very unprofessional. And Stinky!
( 10 min later)

Abe: Ok Pete how’s it going?

Pete Rose: I’m hungry! I gotta use da bathroom!

Abe: Which is it? Are you hungry or do you have to use da bathroom?

Pete Rose: Both!

Abe: Look man! I don’t know what da h*ll is going on?! I came here for an interview! I aint come here for all this fartin and going to da bathroom and being hungry at da same d*mn time! This is why you got kicked out The League!

Pete Rose: Wrong! I got kicked out The League for Gambling not Farting!

Abe: Right Gambling! That’s what were here for, are you still Gambling Pete?

Pete Rose: No I’ll never Gamble again! Never! I’m cured!

Abe: So you’ll never Gamble again Pete?

Pete Rose: NO! I’LL NEVER GAMBLE AGAIN! I’LL EVEN BET YOU FIVE DOLLARS I WONT!

Abe: Ok I’ll take that bet! Here’s my Five dollars!

Pete Rose: Deal!

Abe: Umm Pete, you do realize that by taking this deal that means you Officially just Gambled again? Huh? You’ve just been Busted! What’ve you got to say to that??

Pete Rose: I just Farted!

Abe: Ok im just gonna step back outside again.
( I never came back!)

Abefinklestein
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