Abe Finklestein

LET’S TALK RODGER GOODELL  he’s The Highly Respected NFL Commissioner! Yes he’s in control of 32  NFL teams and lauded by them for his work in cleaning up the

( Unassociated Press) BREAKING NEWS TONY ROMO HAS GOT “THE AIDS”!! This article is a little bit dated as it is about a January 4th playoff game in

BILL BELICHICK IS THE MAN WE CAN TAKE Nothing away from him he’s got it all he’s got success he’s got Superbowl rings and now add to his

    YO PEYTON MANNING HAIRLINE is Dead! Oh wow it’s over Peyton this is Hulk Hogan bad! This is George Jefferson bad! You need to just let

THE BIG WHEEL IS BACK! AS NASCAR HAS DECIDED to cater to the kids. In their never ending quest to recruit new racers they’ve aimed their sights at

OK SO A FEW WEEKS BACK (Dec 14th) Lakers Star Kobe Bryant put up 26 pts. Passing NBA Great Michael Jordan (32,292) for the 3rd all time NBA

3rd STRING PHILA EAGLES QB Matt Barkley is starting to feel like the invisible man these days as his team continues to make moves that dont have him

SOMEONE PLEASE CALL 911 YA BOY DEZ BRYANT THINKS HE GOT ROBBED!! OH POOR POOR Lil Ole Dez Bryant, He Suffered Sunday Night in that Green Bay Packers

SEE THAT MAN ABOVE WELL DONT BE FOOLED BY THE BABYFACE this man is a Gangster! A Silent Gangster that is. This is Howie Roseman a guy who

  OK WHO GETS YOUR TIME ATTENTION, ENERGY AND MORE IMPORTANTLY YOUR SOUL on Sunday? Is it the ridiculously overmarketed NFL and theirconstant barrage of Sunday Afternoon Football

THIS JUST IN!  IN WHAT HAS TO BE THE MOST RIDICULOUS NEWS wev’e ever printed yes it has now been revealed to us by our sources    (rudolph the

(Unassocated Press)  WOW! Aaron Hernandez Just  Beat “dat” case! As in beat dat case of Ramen Noodles up! Our sources (we have no sources) tell us that Aaron’s