OH NO! TOM BRADY WINS AGAIN! THIS TIME HE BEATS DEFLATE GATE!

NO!!!!!! HE WINS AGAIN! HOW DOES HE DO IT!? WERE SICK OF THIS! Tom Brady Beats Deflate Gate! Ugh!! How does this Man Always win? Who’d he make a deal with? What is he friends with The Pope? Did he pay off Judge Berman & Roger Goodell? Did he?—- wait a minute……. yea— The Judge Berman & Roger Goodell Getting paid off thing is probably the most likely scenario. So with that being said here’s the news. But remember, we’re not saying Tom Brady paid off Judge Berman & Roger Goodell. What we’re saying is………. Yea Tom Brady probably paid off Judge Berman & Roger Goodell.

A federal judge has overturned the NFL’s four game suspension of Tom Brady, making him eligible to play in the season opener against the Pittsburgh Steelers on Sept. 10.

U.S. District Court Judge Richard Berman indicated that the NFL did not properly follow its collective bargaining agreement with its players when it suspended Brady for his alleged role in deflating balls in the AFC Championship game.

Although the “independent” league investigation found that Brady “more probable than not” had a role in the balls being deflated 2 pounds per square inch below what’s required by NFL regulations, Judge Berman found that the report cited “no direct evidence that Brady knew about or authorized it.”

Really? We’re supposed to be this stupid? Wow this is The second time Brady & The Pats got caught cheating there way to a Super Bowl Victory and got away with it. Monetary fines don’t mean a thing to rich athletes, but with this suspension we had a chance to see someone get punished for their wrongdoings, so they would hopefully learn a lesson, but NOPE!

Once again Brady & The Pats pull a OJ Simpson and get away with Murder! Just look at that smug face. Look at it! Doesn’t it make you just wanna pull a Suge Knight?

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Sports Humour