NASCAR ANNOUNCES THE BIG WHEEL GRAN PRIX!

THE BIG WHEEL IS BACK! AS NASCAR HAS DECIDED to cater to the kids. In their never ending quest to recruit new racers they’ve aimed their sights at that precious preteen demographic and created the BIG WHEEL GRAND PRIX. Kids everywhere are scrambling to enter this race to be the best! We are told that the Big Wheel weighs 12 pounds has faulty breaking and can reach a top speed of 7 miles an hour! The big wheels wheels are completely made of plastic and the sound of them on asphalt or concrete coming from loud kids at  9 a.m on a Saturday morning (after you just crawled your drunk ass to bed at 5.30 in the morning) has haunted many parents for years!  In other news Tony Stewart’s son wont be invited.

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