MILITARY REVEALS PLANS TO USE ROBOCOP TO ENFORCE CURFEW LAW!

In An Effort To Effectively Halt Corona Curfew Violators The U.S Military Has Recently Unveiled Shocking Plans To Use Technologically Crafty Movie Icon Robocop!

 

Chief Engineer Army Core Specialist Everett Jackson, Son Of Legendary Military Commander General Brickwall Jackson, Has Publicly Stated That

“This Will Definitely Work Because Americans Love & Worship Movie Stars!  Now We Can Push The 5G, The New One World Currency & This Fake Ass Vaccine & America Will Suck It Up Like Flava Flav At An Ugly Parade”!

“Congress Has Already Approved This Action In The New Senate Bill, Its Called The Robocop Act & We Fully Expect It To Be Operational By Mid April When The Stimulus Checks Start To Rollout & We Place Robocop In The Mainly Black & Poor Hispanic Neighborhoods Equipped With $5 Bags Of Marijuana, Loose Cigarettes & Pampers”!

“Also To Make Sure They Can Cash Their Stimulus Checks We’ve Altered Robocop To Make Him A Fully Functional Poppi Store ATM Complete With Unnecessary Double Charges”!

When Asked If He Thought This Would Actually Work Everett Jackson Responded Enthusiastically By Saying…….

“Work?  Maaan We Just Seen These Same People Go Crazy Over A Gotdamn Popeyes Chicken Sandwich, So Yea This’ll Not Only Work But I Gaurantee You Every Last Negro In The Hood Will Have A Pix Of Them On Their Instagram Posing With Robocop”!

Abe Finklestein

The King Of Sports Humor