MEEK MILL NOW BANNED FROM HIS OWN CHURCH!

 

Reverend Carlos  El Drako Jones barked angrily into the phone! A huge West Phila. Community figure & organizer and The founder of

The 1st , International McDonalds,  Ticonderoga Pencil, UberXL, Miller Lite Church Of God, Mortgage, Property & Finance was quite obviously mad & very upset.

If that B*tch ass N**ga step foot in this church I’m a beat his ass so bad the Gonna have to write a new chapter in The Bible!

Called what?

Mezekial Act 1  Book Of “L”s

Why are you so upset?

Cause he F**kin up my money! Without gang violence & fighting the church wouldn’t make no money, you know how many Candle light Vigils, Community Marches & Funerals we put on every year?

Half a Million! Easily! And this Twitter Finger Jay Z ripoff runnin around talkin bout some Stop The Violence!

Naw Son I’m tryna get dat new Convertible Drop Top Eddie Bauer Cadillac Escalade with the fully reclinable bucket seats, power steering, Climate Control, Siri equipped, 4×4, 350 Semi Truck Engine, Diamond In The Back Sunroof Top Dig in the scene in The Gangsta Lean, can I get a Amen!

So you don’t care about the kids  and the—

Man F**k Da Kids! This is the most immoral degenerate generation of hell spawn bastards parading as kids ever! Listen to their music! WAP, I’m A Gangsta, I’m A Hoe, I’m a Thug!  These kids ain’t sh*t!

If he step his foot inside this church again me & Sista Edna gonna bang em!

Reverend Jones, Meek just called & said he’s donating $50,000 to the church! And he apologizes to you the church, the kids & The Lord!

Nope still not allowed!

But Why? He apologized to the kids you the church And THE LORD! Why won’t you let him in Rev?

Cause!….. We Want $100,000! Cash!

I’m never going to church again!

Abe Finklestein 

The King Of Sports Humor