LIL BOOSIE’S LEG CATCHES COVID 19! DOCTORS ARE BAFFLED!

 

For The 100th time in a row, Lil Boosie’s Doctor tried to explain to him that just his leg & no other part of his body had contracted Covid 19.

Man! How in the hell just my leg gone catch the covid? That don’t make no gotdamn sense Doc!

Dr. Sans Bransford a large man with a balding head & hairy forearms who smelled like gay russian hotdog water,

along with a Team of Professional Doctors known as…..um…..The Team of Professional Doctors, were absolutely baffled!

Boosie were gonna have to put a mask on your leg so your other leg doesn’t catch the covid! 

Man I ain’t “puttin” no mask on my leg doc! Just give me the same sh*t yall gave Trump! He recovered in 3 days! 

You ain’t got Trump money! And we’ve already spoke to your leg and it has agreed to wear a mask.

Hold up Doc! How you gonna have a conversation with my leg and— wait a minute!…… My leg cant talk! 

Yes it can! And your leg is sick of your lifestyle,  drinking, smoking, going on Vlad TV chasing clout, ya records ain’t selling no more you still wearing a box haircut & then you go & get shot.

Now ya leg got the Covid & you still don’t wanna wear a mask! Your leg wants to separate Boosie. 

Man I aint——-

Suddenly The Team of Professional Doctors known as The Team of Professional Doctors violently grabbed Boosie & sedated him!

As of press time Boosie was removed from the hospital for not wearing a mask & still wearing a box haircut. His leg was allowed to stay for complying & wearing a mask.

Hey! Let’s all give Lil Boosie’s leg a Big Hand.

Abe Finklestein

The King of Sports Humor