L.A OFFICIALS DIG UP MICHAEL JACKSONS GRAVE TO TEST FOR CORONAVIRUS!

Last Week Los Angeles Coroner Phillip Drummond, Along With Local Health Officials, Ordered That The Grave Of Michael Jackson Be Dug Up To See If The Deceased Pop Star Had The Coronavirus.

Despite The Huge Public Outcry, Health Officials Claim This Had To Be Done Because The Public Was At Grave Risk!  Phillip Drummond Who Was Surrounded By Various Public Health Officials & An Entire News Camera Crew Gave This Statement.

“We Dont Know How Many Dead People In That Cemetery Would’ve Caught The Coronavirus If We Didn’t Dig Up Michael Jacksons Grave”!

“So Hell Yea We Dug 6 Ft Underground To Possibly Disturb A Virus That Would Be Dormant & Non Threatening Just To Drag It Back To The Surface & Tell Everybody To Be Afraid Of It”!  That’s What Important White Men Do!  We Disrupt Everyday Society For Absolutely No Other Reason But To Show That We’re White & Important! Gary Coleman Is Next”!

1000’s Of Jacksons Fans Gathered Around  & Were Protesting Loudly!  They Wanted To Know Why In The Name Of Arnold Jackson This Was Happening.

“By Doing This Were Helping Save The Dead Community!  Its Important We Stop Dead People From Getting The Coronavirus”!  Plus Its An Election Year”.

Finklestein – Its Important To Note That There Was No Coronavirus, When Michael Was Alive So How Would Health Officials Determine If The Remains Of His Corpse Had It Now?

“Currently We Dont Have The Kits To Actually Test Because We Spent 30% Of Our Budget Money Digging Up Michael Jackson! 

Finklestein – What Happened To the Other 70%?

“We Spent That On Being White & Important”!

Finklestein – Um…….Yall Know Im A F*ck Yall Up When These Cameras Stop Rollin Right?

Editors Note: Abe Finklestein Was Arrested & Charged With Talking Reckless To Important White People! 

Also Jermaine Jackson Showed Up & Offered To Perform A Free Concert But No One Cared!