KOBE GETS LAMAR A TRYOUT FOR THE LAKERS…..:.
YES! HE FINALLY DID IT YALL! KOBE FINALLY GOT LAMAR ODOM THAT MUCH WANTED TRYOUT FOR HIS OLD TEAM THE L.A LAKERS. Sources say Lamar Couldn’t be happier, but wait! Even though Kobe got Lamar a tryout its not the tryout you might think it is. You see Kobe got him a tryout not to be on the team but instead Lamar has been offered a tryout to be the Teams New MASCOT!
Yes! The MASCOT! And to keep up with the times plus show The World they have a sense of humor The Lakers have decided to let the Mascot Costume reflect everything that Lamar has been through including The Herbal Viagra, The Missed Practices, The Crack Binges, The Dissapearing spells, Almost Dying in A Hotel Room with Hookers at The Love Ranch, & His On & Off Again Marriage to Khloe Kardashian.
Yes this Costume will reflect it all! And guess what? We have an exclusive picture sneaked out of practice by one of our LA Finklestein coordinates. so here it is folks, A World Exclusive! Lamar Odom’s New Mascot Outfit.
Abe Finklestein
Sports Humour
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