KANYE WEST IS NOW CLAIMING HARRIET TUBMAN WAS ACTUALLY A WHITE WOMAN!

After Recent Comments From Kanye West Suggesting Harriet Tubman Was Never Freed But Only Sold To Other White People Landed The Controversial Figure In Hot Water!

One Would Think He Would Chose His Words More Carefully.

But Obviously Those Inflammatory Statements Werent Enough As He Is Now Claiming….

“Harriet Tubman Was Actually A White Woman!  Her Parents Were From Russia! Yall Think She Was Helping But She Was Actually Charging Those Slaves To Get On The Underground Railroad!

My Toes Can Talk, Air Is Free But Oxygen Cost Money, Bubblegum Is Evil, I Live With White Witches, My Family Loves Me, McDonalds Is Not Really McDonald’s, No One Wants To Hear Me Rap They Wanna Hear Me Sing Gospel”!

When Asked What Does That Have To Do With Harriet Tubman Being White? He Replied

“I Thought This Was A Press Conference For My New Album”!

No! Nobody’s Checking For Your Music Anymore, We Just Think You’re Crazy

“But Im Not Crazy”!

What Color Was Harriet Tubman?

“She Was Puerto Rican & That Underground Train Had Salsa Music Playing”!

Bye Kanye

“Where Are You Going”?

Anywhere Where Your Not There!

“Wait! Wait! Harriet Tubman Wore Cotton Burlap Yeezys”!

Abe Finklestein

The King Of Sports Humor