KAMALA HARRIS TEARFULLY EXPLAINS THE PAIN OF ONLY HAVING ONE HAIRSTYLE!

Kamala Harris Is In Tears! She Had Just Been Told By Her Long Time Hairdresser Elaine Neesha Diamond That No Matter How Hard She Tried She Only Can Wear One Hairstyle, The Blowout Silk Press!

Im Tired Of This Sh*t! I Know I Got A Tyra Banks Forehead & Inspector Gadget Chin But Dammit! Im Tired Of Wearing This Silk Press!

Kamala I Done Told Yo Ya Head Is Too Big To Rock A Wash & Curl & You Got Dat Steel Wool N**ga Hair!

No!! I’m Sick Of This! I’m Bout Ta Cut It All Off & Straight Rock A Low Cut Fade! 

Calm Down! I’m Your Hairdresser & You’re Being Unprofessional!

B*tch! I Been Wearing The Same Hairstyle Before Michael Jackson Even Came Out With Thriller! What About That? 

Kamala Calm Down! Why Not Just Pull It Back In A Ponytail?

Cause I F**kin Got Jay Leno Chin! Jay Leno! And I’m Tired Of It! I’m Tired Of My Husband Resting His Beer On My Chin & Screaming Out

“That’s What You Call A Chinchilla Kammy”!

All My Life I’ve Suffered From Only Having One Hairstyle & I’m Tired Of Dis Sh*t! Tired! Just Leave Me Alone! 

Ok But Before I Leave You Alone I Gotta Say One Thing.

What’s That? 

Um I Know You Mad & All But B*tch You Still Gotta Pay For That Silk Press!

Abe Finklestein