IS THIS LEBRON’S LAST RUN IN CLEVELAND?

Lebron James Has Been To 7 Straight Appearances In The Finals! He’s Clearly Put In That Work! Future Legend/Hall of Famer , One Of The Greatest Ever–Blah Blah Blah, True But The Lebron I Know Is Bout Ready To Step!

Historically But Respectfully Speaking, Lebron James Has Been A Lil Bit Of A Free Agent Ho, Cleveland Wasn’t Popping,  So He Goes To Miami,  A Team That Was.  And Of Course He Won The Chip!

He Put In That Work,  And Then When Miami Stopped Popping, (An Aging D. Wade, Possible Static With Pat Riley,  His Wife Was Homesick & They Just Weren’t That Good Anymore! )  Bamm! Right Back To Cleveland!

Yea He’s A Ho Folks,  But Aren’t We All?  Who Wouldn’t Leave Their Current Job For More Money & Better Opportunity?  Even Though It Was Your Job That Put Ya Broke Ass On When Ya Needed It! That’s Life.

Right Now Lebron Has More Game Behind Him Then He Has In Front Of Him,  And This Offseason Would Be The Perfect Time To Get That One Last Multi Million Dollar Contract!  Wink Wink To All You Sixers Fans.

Lebron Entered The League In 2003 As A 1st Round Draft & Averaged 20.9 Pts.  In His Rookie Year.  We All Know He Left via Free Agency In 2010 To The Miami Heat.  Once Again,  Rightfully So,  He Realized He Couldn’t Get That Championship In Cleveland.

Grabs Two Rings In Miami,  After 4 Seasons He’s Goes Back Home To Cleveland In 2014 & Helps To Assemble A Strong Competing Line up Of Kyrie Erving, Kevin Love & J.R Smith That Would Go Straight To The Finals In 2015,   Lose But Come Right Back The Next Year And Win It All!

Cleveland Has Been To The Finals Every Year Since Lebron’s Return And The Money Says “This Is Probably His Last Run In Cleveland”.  When This Season Ends,  He’ll Once Again Be A Free Agent & His Agent Will Undoubtedly Seek Out & Find The Biggest Pimp! I Mean Contract!

And Lebron Will Do What He Has Always Done,  Pursue Bigger Money & Better Opportunity.  And Hopefully Find A Barber Whose Skilled At Using Bejing Hair Dye Cause That Hairline Is Suspect.

Wherever You Go Best Wishes To You Lebron!  You’re 3-4 In The Finals & Hopefully You Can Fix That,  So The Jordan Goat Comparisons Can Have More Balance To It.  But Success To You! Get That Money Lebron!  Get That Success!

But Most Of All!….. Get That Case Of Bejing And Fix That Hairline! Or Just Cut It All The Hell Off!

Abe Finklestein
Sports Humor