How Mike Tyson Could’ve Easily Exposed & Beat The Matrix

Abe Finklestein 

Many of us who watched the fight last night, already knew it might be scripted but we didn’t expect it to be this obvious.

Iron Mike Tyson VS Jake Paul was trash on a one wheel roller skate as Tyson fought with the passion of a D.L Hughley at a Trump Rally & collected his $20 million check.

Contract Incentives & How Jake Paul Wins His Fights:

Contract incentives Is how Jake Paul is winning his fights, Example: the longer an opponent lasts, the more $$$ he makes. If you knock Jake out in the 1st 2nd or 3rd round, you get zero dollars.  If you hurt or injured Paul you get less $$$.

This is how his fights go the distance & his opponents are losing as they’re more caught up in securing their whole purse, and not wanting to lose any of it.

How Tyson Could’ve Won:

Ok, so he needed the money so he couldn’t win, right? Cause if he wins he loses the $$$ bag But! People hate Jake Paul & think of all the endorsements, interview and financial opportunities that wouldve came to Mike had he knocked Jake Paul out or didn’t follow script and put it on jake something serious?

Tyson Breaks The Internet:

The clip of Tyson knocking Jake Paul down or off his feet would go Super Viral, every top sports outlet & talk show would want an interview with him.

McDonald’s or Wendy’s would probably create & name some type of meal after him, all the magazines that deal with elderly living & health would want him on their cover, hell lets be honest, he’d probably make the cover of the most prestigous, sought after and vaunted cover of all,  Time Magazine.

So the $20 million he would’ve forfeited for winning, he would easily make back and them some as this would be a feel good story as well as a classic good triumphs over evil story.

But Wait! Jake Paul’s Legal Team

If I can think of this then you better believe Jake’s million dollar legal team can think of it too and devise a contract that forbids such possibilities.

But!! By going after Tyson legally they would in turn be exposing that Jake’s fights are indeed scripted which could lead to not only Jake’s fake fight money train coming to a permanent halt but a serious investigation into the Paul Boxing & Legal Camp. This will probably lead to both sides coming to a settlement.

Tyson’s Performance Overall:

In the end,Tyson wins! The sheer amount of people who want to see Jake Paul get knocked out would include everyone from you to me to waitresses and yes even professional lawyers who would take his case pro Bono just because it was Jake Paul who would be taking that “L”

Mike would give no F****s and go on talk shows saying so what i did it! What are you gonna do about it?  And America would love it! Why? Cause it’s Jake Paul taking that ” L”

And that’s…….. that’s  how Mike Tyson could’ve beat The Matrix.

Abe Finklestein