HEY LEBRON WHY DON’T YOU JUST SIGN WITH THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS?

On Some Real Sh** Lebron Quit Playin & Take Yo Azz To The Harlem Globetrotters!  You Wanna Be The Main Attraction?  Moan Pout B*tch & Point Fingers?  Well Hey There Meadowlark Lebron I Got A Team Just For You!

Remember If It Was Good Enough For The Legend Wilt Chamberlain, Then……..Well Ya Kinda Get The Point,  Right?  The Globetrotters Would Love You Too Lebron!  They’re Really Into Diversity, They Have Women Players & Even A Midget.

Btw The Midget Hot Shot Swanson Is The Truth Y’all!  He Ain’t No Joke!  But Hey I Can See It Now,  KJ And The HG’s Baby!  Make It Happen Lebron, Stop Playin!  Sign That Contract With The Harlem Globetrotters Baby!

Abe Finklestein
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