GOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE GETS HIS FAT ASS WHOOPED BY ANGRY EAGLES FANS!

 

(Unassociated Press)  YO EAGLES FANS DONT PLAY THAT! Remember that famous hug that N.J Gov. Chris Christie bestowed upon  Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones ? Well guess what? that lil hug got Chris Christie’s  fat  ass whooped!  This all went down at the Phila airport as i was told by my inside source (my cousin and dem) that d*mn near all of Philly showed up i mean everybody and they momma came for dat ass! Big Rasheed en dem from North Philly Mike and Bill and dem from Kensington  Kiesha and dem from West Philly   even Brad and Chuck and da boys from da Mainline showed up and they whooped!  i mean whooped Gov. Chris Christie’s Fat ass! They beat his stomach into his back! They beat his chin into his neck! Oh my goodness they beat da Jersey Shore out of that man. I bet you he will think next time before pulling that lil stunt again.  You know why? Cause Homie dont play dat and neither do those EAGLES FANS!!

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