GANG MEMBERS THREATEN CORONAVIRUS FOR NOT CHECKING IN!

Gang Members Are Very Organized, They Have Rules That All Members, Potential Members & Even Non Members Must Strictly Adhere To Or There Will Be Problems!

One Of Those Rules Is Checking In! If You’re Gonna Exist Or Conduct Business In A Certain Neighborhood, You Have To Check In!

So Naturally When The Type O Positive Blood Gang & Their Affiliates The Whatchu Talkin Bout Willis Blood Gang Heard About The Coronovirus Touching Down On U.S Soil Without Checking In, They Were Very Mad!

How Mad?  We Talkin Beyoncé Couldn’t Make It Tonight So Give It Up For Solange Mad!  We Caught Up With These 2 Respective Gangs At Their Very 1st Second Annual Teach The Kids How To Shoot/Soup & Ice Cream Drive.

“We Don’t Care If You Da Spanish Chinese Or Mexican Flu, When Yo B*tch Ass Touchdown Woadie You Gone Check Da F*ck In!  Raise Up & Wave Dat Flag Like Jay Z At A Chapstick Rally”!

“Blood Gang N*gga! Type O Positive N*gga! Whatchu Talkin Bout Willis N*gga!  We Set Reppin 3 N A Tray, Petey Pablo At McDonald’s N*gga! Crenshaw, North Bompton, Slime Gang, Colonal Sanders & Mr. Rogers Fo Life!  N*gga!  You Feel Me Woadie”?

Abe Finklestein – No!  Honestly I Don’t Know What Da F*ck You Talkin Bout!  On Some Real Sh*t I Just Came For The Soup & Ice Cream.

At That Point The Gang Member Cocked His Head To The Side, Squinted One Eye Closed, Made A Mean Face And With Murder In His Eyes Looked At Me & Said…….

“Whatchu Talkin Bout Willis?

Abe Finklestein

The King Of Sports Humor