FINKLESTEIN CALLS ANDY RUIZ A FAT CREAM PUFF!

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Over Newly Crowned Heavyweight Champ & Self Admitted “ FATBOY” Andy Ruiz. His Shocking Win Over Anthony Joshua, Combined With His Fat Flabby Appearance Has Sparked Conversations & Debates Among Boxing Fans Everywhere!

He Actually Calls Himself “The Mexican Rocky” But Can This Fat Cream Puff—My Bad! I Mean………..Respectively Can This Fat Cream Puff Be A Legitimate Contender In The Heavyweight Rankings? Well… …After His Win Over Joshua He’s Now Ranked The No.1 Active Heavyweight In The World! Honestly That Just Sounds Like A Bullsh*t Title To Me, Cmon Man! No.1 Active Heavyweight?

What Kinda?? I Mean Aren’t All Heavyweights Pretty Much Active? What’s Next The No.1 Breathing Heavyweight In The World? To All My Pure Boxing Fans I Ain’t Gonna Front, Ruiz Can Rumble! Fatboy Kinda Nice Wit It Yo!

However Word Has Gotten Out That Joshua Had Been Knocked Out By His Sparring Partner Leading Up To The Fight. And As You Saw, Joshua Was Basically Punch Drunk,Lethargic & Generally Not Himself In That Fight.

His Corner Certainly Told Him To “Box This Guy To The Canvas”, But He Obviously Thought They Said “Mop Yourself On The Canvas” Cause Thats What He Sho-Nuff Did.  So Let’s Get Real, If Joshua Was 100%, That Fight Would’ve Went Down Differently. And You Know This Maaaaan!

Fluffy The Eclair Destroyer Will Be Tested Hard, Thats Kinda Why He’s Already Demanding Ridiculous 50 Million Dollar Purses. For Me, I Personally Can’t Take “The Fat Is Now Cool” Effect He Might Start Amongst Up & Coming Boxers,

Example—( Coach: Son You Gotta Train You Out Of Shape!
Fighter:  Coach I Ain’t Gotta Be In Shape, Look At Ruiz! )

SEE??

And On Some Real Sh*t!  I Will Never Ever Forgive Fat & Fluffy For What He Did To My Homie RAY!

You See RAY Is An Everyday Good Guy With A Beautiful Wife & Kids Who Really Loves Boxing!  Before Andy Ruiz He Barely Talked About Mexican Boxers Nor Did He Ever Express An Admiration Or Fondness For Mexican Boxers.

That Is Until That Big Fat Peter Griffin Back Having Chalupa Inhaling, Jiggle Puff, Stay Puff, Marshmallow Puff, Walking Bag Of Pre-Digested KFC, Bacon Back, Fatback, Pork Back, Eatin At The Outback, Back To The Future Just To Come Back & Eat More Food At The Outback, Big Fat Flapjack, Jack In The Box Busta Ass Self Proclaimed  “Mexican Rocky”  Won The World Heavyweight Championship!

”Respectively“!  Btw When I Say Respectively, It Somehow  Makes All That Other Bullsh*t I Just Wrote Seem Cool.

But The Bottom Line Is,…..NOW!!  My Friend & Homie RAY Walks Around Like This!! ?

Please Pray For Ray Y’all!

He Done Lost His Got-  “Jean Claude Van Damme”  Mind!

See What You Did Andy? See??