FERGIES “DRUNK MOM AT THE COOKOUT” NATIONAL ANTHEM!

Fergie Died Y’all!  In Her Mind She Didn’t Die, She Killed It!  But In Reality She Blew Harder Than Amber Rose With A Bionic, Hydraulic  Jaw!  She Sucked Ebola Soaked Vietnamese Dog Ass With A Side Of E-Coli Served To You By The Outbreak Monkey Wearing A Trash Truck Outfit!

It Was Thee Worst Butchering Of The National Anthem That Any Human Being Or Any Type Of Intelligent Life Species Should Ever Be Forced To Witness!  Colin Kaepernick Would’ve Been Right For Kneeling To This, As He Probably Would’ve Been Doubled Over In Laughter!

Anyway, Bless Her Wittle Heart She Tried Yall She Tried!  But The Most Important Thing Here Is — Hold Up!  Amber Rose Wit A Hydraulic Jaw?  Dats Some Freakbutt Sh*t Right Dere!  Hmmm?

Abe Finklestein
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