DREW PEARSON NOW DENIED ACCESS TO HIS OWN HOUSE!

Wow! Things Just Seem To Get Continually Worse For Legendary Dallas Cowboys Wide Reciever Drew Pearson! First He Gets Snubbed & Denied Entrance Into The NFL Hall Of Fame,

And If That Wasn’t Bad Enough, After A Long Exhausting Day Of B*tchin, Crying & Moaning About His H.O.F Snub On A Podcast, He Came Home To Find Out He Was Now Locked Out Of His Own House!

Someone Had Changed The Keycode & As He Angrily Pounded On The Door He Looked Through The Window & Saw A Note On The Fridge That Said….

-Drew I Changed The Keycode, The New Code Is In The Refridgerator By The Koolaid, I Figured After All That B*tchin & Crying & Moaning You’d Probably Be Thirsty-

Drew Angrily Screamed Out “Damn! First I Get Denied The Hall Of Fame & Now I Can’t Even Get In My Own House! And To Make Things Worse I Gotta Take One Of Them Just Came Home Dumps”!

Drew Lives In An All White Neighborhood So Pretty Soon His Screaming & Banging Attracted The Cops! An Argument Ensued Where Drew Screamed Out The Infamous

“Do You Know Who I Am”? Line

The Cops Answered By Saying Yea You’re A Black Man In A White Neighborhood Bangin On A Door Like A Houston Astro Fan With A Trashcan At The World Series!

Drew Was Reduced To Tears & Kept Screaming Man I Gotta Take A Dump! I Got Da Bubbleguts! He Complained & Cryed For 30 Minutes About His H.O.F Snub But The Cops Wasn’t Having It, Drew Was Eventually Arrested & Slammed In The Back Of The Police Car & Driven Straight To Jail!

All The While B*tchin Loudly About His Being Denied Entrance Into The H.O.F ! And Into His Own House.

Ironically,……He Finally Did Get To Take That Dump!  In The Back Of The Police Car!

But The Good News Is When He Got To Jail He Was Once Again Denied Entrance,

Why? Because The Cops Got Tired Of Hearing Him B*tchin!

Damn Drew, That’s 0-3

Abe Finklestein
The King Of Sports Humor