CONGRESS NOW WANTS TO TAKE TRUMPS DUNKIN DONUTS PERKS POINTS!

This Time They’ve Gone Too Far! After thursdays house vote to impeach President Trump for a second time, it appears now that they secretly reconvened for another session where they further agreed to take his Dunkin Donuts Perks Points!

After repeated warnings from Chief Military Strategist Captain Lieutenant Johnathan Harderballs that this would only lead to more riots, Congress still voted to pass the Trumpkin Donut Bill 232-197.

Also in the bill Trump would lose his Wawa Points, His Shoprite Supermarket Coupons, And His Walmart & McDonalds Points!

In addition everytime Trump buys a Sunday newspaper all the coupons will have already been cut out & removed!

When asked for a comment Trump responded,  Man I’m a billionaire I don’t even use points! Who the hell came up with this idea?

People are broke, have had their lives crippled by covid, are out of work & waiting on their unemployment which is backed up & yall worrying about some gotdamn coffee!

When Congress heard this statement they knew something had to be done right away for all the broke & struggling American people.

So they immediately introduced a bill that would ban Trump from using the alphabet.

Tha’tll show em!

Abe Finklestein

The King Of Sports Humor