CARSON WENTZ NEEDS TO PUNCH HIS “OFF” LINE IN THE MOUTH!

After Getting Sacked Nine Times in Two Weeks, It Just Might Be Time For Philadelphia Eagles Q.B Carson Wentz To Punch One Or All Of His Offensive Lineman Right In The Mouth!

First Of All Sacks Hurt!  C’mon Big 280 Pound Linebackers Running Bout 30 M.P.H Crashing Into You With The Full Intent Of Driving You Into The Ground!

Yeah It’s Time For Carson & His Offensive Line To Have A Talk Baby!  A Fist To Face Talk!  But Seriously Though My Gut Feelings Tell Me That They Will Work Out This Kink & Continue To Show The Dominance That Led Them To The Big Dance!

After All The Philadelphia Eagles Arent Just A Good Team, Theyre The Superbowl Champions!

I Would Say Relax Eagles Fans But People From Philly Don’t Like Being Told To Relax, You Know What People From Philly Do To You If You Tell Them To Relax?

They’ll Punch You  “Right In The Mouth”!

Abe Finklestein
Sports News & Humor