BURGER KING UNVEILS THE NEW COVID 19 VACCINE BURGER!

Mmm Mmm Mmm! Said Bernice Johnson As Covid Burger Juice Dribbled Down Her Double Chin!

Bernice, A 48 Yr.Old Philadelphia Officially Unemployed Retiree Who Used To Work At The Philadelphia Office Of Officially Unemployed Retirees,

Had Just Tried BURGER KING’S NEW COVID 19 VACCINE BURGER! Complete With A Free Mask & A Side Of Oven Baked Hydroxychloroquine Fries!

Bernice, Who Was Diagnosed With Covid 2 Weeks Ago & Had Been Given Just 2 Weeks & 7 Minutes To Live Was Desperate To Try Anything.

“At 1st I Thought It Was A Joke From One Of Those Websites Like abefinklestein.com That You See On Social Media That Try To Trick You With Those Crazy Headlines!

But Since I’m Fat I Wanted To Try It & That Jawn Taste Gooder Than A Mug!  My Husband Ate The Fries. 

But You Have Covid, Haven’t You Lost Your Sense Of Taste & Smell?

I Just Told You I Was Fat! 

What About Your Husband? He Has Covid Too?

We’ve Tried Everything! All Types Of Experimental Medicine,  My Husband Even Tried Drinking Bleach. 

Suddenly A Doctor Entered & Began To Check Bernice’s Vitals. 

“Mrs. Bernice Your Vitals Look Good Your Temperature & Heart Rate Are Steady, Looks Like Because Of That Covid Burger You’re Doing Great!

Am I Gonna Make It?

Definitely Not! That Burger May Be Good But C’mon Mam Ain’t No Burger Gonna Stop No Gotd*mn Virus? But Your Husband’s Gonna Make It Though”!

How? Why? 

“Because He Drank Bleach & Ate The Hydroxy Chloroquine Fries”!

Bernice Died One Hour After This Interview,

Not From Covid That B*tch Was Just FAT!

Burger King Did Not Commit.

Abe Finklestein

The King Of Sports Humor