BIDEN: I DON’T NEED VOTES TO STEAL AN ELECTION!

When newly selected Presidential candidate Joe Biden blurted out “I don’t need votes to win”! At an October 31st campaign rally speech, We all thought it was another just another classic biden brain fart that dominates most of his speeches.

We were wrong! Joe wasn’t lying & it wasn’t a slip up, in his diminishing mental & physical capacity Joe forgot to cover up the fact that the Democrats were planning to steal the 2020 Presidential Election.

“We dont care anymore! We just want Trump out so we can continue f**kin things up like we’ve always have!

If stealing this election didn’t work we were preparing to JFK Trump, live on T.V! Yop, We was gonna bust Trump right in his fat orange jiggly puff ass with a A-R Assault Rifle & blame it on his supporters”!

And hell we would’ve gotten away with it too, in the last 4 years we’ve fed the public fake Russian collusion scandals, fake Ukraine scandals, fake impeachment, fake Covid, fake lockdowns,

Riots, protests & a healthy portion of fear mongering,  all backed & supported by the press & conveniently blamed on Donald Trump, 

They ate it up like Popeyes Chicken Sandwiches! As long as you blame Trump & tell them what to be upset about they just stop thinking,

Just like Jesse Jackson used to say “It Works everytime”!

That wasn’t Jesse,  that was Actor Billy Dee Williams. How do you figure?

Shut up he’s black! His name  is what I say it is! 

How do you Figure that?

I just stole an Election,  like Kanye Said “You cant tell me Nuffin”! 

My pen ran out so I quickly looked for another one, Joe Biden whispered

Are you looking for a pen?

Yes!

I stole that too! 

Abe Finklestein

The King of Sports Humor