BIDEN CLAIMS THIS PICTURE OF HIM TAKING A DUMP OUTSIDE IS PHOTOSHOPPED!

 

That Ain’t Me! 

Screamed Joe Biden! 

That’s One Of Those Stupid Websites,  They Photoshopped Me! I Didn’t Take A Dump Outside! 

This Was My 1st Interview With A Presidential Candidate & My 2nd Interview With Someone With Alzheimers,

I Had Been In His Office For Less Than A Minute,  Which Was Practically Immaculate Except There Was Newspapers All Over The Floor, Which Made No Sense & I Wondered Why?

Joe Was Lost In A Glazed Stare Sitting Beside His Wife Jill Biden, Whose Name Sounds Like An Urban Slang For When You’re Late. Example  (Dogg U Was Sposed Ta Be Hear At 7 oclock!  Its 7.15! )  Yo Homie U Jill Biden!

This Better Not Be A Trick Interview! I’m Sick Of This Picture, Why Would I Take A Dump Outside? Trump Did This! This Is Reconstituted Unpasteurized—— Dammit You Know The Thing! 

What Thing? 

You Know The Thing! 

No I Don’t What You Talkin Bout Willis?

Whose Willis? Check Into Him He Probably Took That Dump Outside! 

You Just Said Trump Did It Now You’re Claiming Beloved 80s Sitcom Star Todd Bridges Did It? 

Whose Willis? Who Is Bridges? Who Is Trump? We Hold These Truths To Be Sel—-Dammit! All This Talk Has Got Me Upset! Now I Actually Have To Take A Dump! 

Where? 

Right Here In The Office!

Yo I’m Da F*ck Out! I’m Going To Watch The WAP Video! 

As I Left Out I Heard Jill Biden Scream Out!

On The Paper Joe! On The Paper!

I Now Knew What That Paper Was For.

Abe Finklestein

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