Author: Abe Finklestein

THIS JUST IN!  IN WHAT HAS TO BE THE MOST RIDICULOUS NEWS wev’e ever printed yes it has now been revealed to us by our sources    (rudolph the

(Unassocated Press)  WOW! Aaron Hernandez Just  Beat “dat” case! As in beat dat case of Ramen Noodles up! Our sources (we have no sources) tell us that Aaron’s

  DON TOLLEFSON IS GOING TO JAIL! The former Fox 29 sportscaster was found guilty Wed. afternoon Jan. 21st. on  ( stealing 340,000 from sports fans ) of

GREENBAY PACKERS FANS DON’T PLAY THAT! After practically all of America Witnessed Green Bay Packers player Brandon Bostic screw up and pull a Homer Simpson on an onside

AFTER COMING OFF THAT MAJOR BLOWOUT VICTORY Over The Indianapolis Colts Tom Brady was asked about rumours that his team purposely deflated the ball as to have an

  SUPERBOWL “49” IS HERE AND IT Looks like the best two teams The New England Patriots & Seattle Seahawks have made it to the Biggest Game in

KEEP IT DA SAME, DONT CHANGE A THING AND IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT! That’s what the majority of Phila Eagles fans said regarding their teams

WOW! PHILA. EAGLES FANS DID YOU KNOW BACK IN OCTOBER 2014 some bonehead analyst by the name of Greg Garber who works for ESPN.com suggested that the Eagles

OVER HERE AT ABE FINLESTEIN WE JUST luvs a good story and this gets no better as two grown men go back to schoolyard tactics in order to

WELL WELL WELL LOOK WHO”S TALKIN TRASH ON Social Media it’s Desean Jackson aka Mr. my team is 4-12 and our only accomplishment this year is knocking the

(Unnassociated Press) Remember in 2004 when ex NFL player Terrell Owens was not only relevant but actually outstanding and dominating in his field? Back when he and Donovan

WOW LOOK WHOSE IN DA NFL PLAYOFFS! 4 ALL-STAR QB’S! Boy it must be nice to be an NFL team owner these days cause in all honesty they