Author: Abe Finklestein

JOSPH RANDLE WAS ONCE THE STARTING RUNNING BACK FOR THE DALLAS COWBOYS. Well he’s no longer the starter and it’s for 2 reasons. First, he sucks. Him sucking

(UNASSOCIATED PRESS) THERE’S AN OLD SAYING “WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS” AND IN THE CASE OF BILL COSBY, NOT ONLY IS IT RAINING, “IT’S RAINING MEN!” Or should

I TOTALLY BELIEVE & SUPPORT PHILA. BOXER YUSEF MACK & DESPITE THE NEGATIVE PUBLICITY & ALL THAT’S BEING Said, I Abe Finklestein Believe just what this man said,

  ‘THIS IS MY BIGGEST INTERVIEW EVER! I ABE FINKLESTEIN THE KING OF SPORTS HUMOUR WILL Attempt to get the truth the whole truth and nothing but the

Week 5 Fink won a cool $17.50. Week 6 I up’d it by winning an even cooler $19.50. Week 7? I’m thinking a million. Or at least $25.50.

ONE WOULD THINK THAT THINGS COULD GET NO WORSE IN THE NEVER ENDING SAGA THAT iS LAMAR ODOMS LIFE BUT We all know that old saying ” what

a LAMAR ODOM HAS ESCAPED FROM THE HOSPITAL! AND NO ONE KNOWS WHERE HE IS! IS HE BACK ON A COKE BINGE AGAIN? Sources say it all started

DREAMS COME TRUE! EVERY NOW & THEN SOMEONE SOMEWHERE HAS THAT “OMG” MOMENT. WELL THAT SOMEONE This time around happens to be none other than E.J Johnson, son

​(Week 6) Fantasy has swept the sports world and since we here at Abefinklestien.com are the King of Sports Humour, we must and will become the King of

 TIME HAS A LOCKHOLD ON ALL MEN. NO MAN CAN ESCAPE IT! NO MAN CAN ELUDE IT! Time has away of sneaking up on you in saying “hey

ELI MANNING AND THE MAKERS OF KOTEX TAMPONS HAVE COME TO TERMS ON WHAT IS BEING REFERRED To as The Biggest Tampon Deal in The History of Tampon

(UNASSOCIATED PRESS) HOLLYWOOD MEGA STAR & BELOVED PHILA. ICON SYLVESTER STALLONE REPORTEDLY TOOK A ROCKY LIKE AZZ WHOOPIN! That would make Rambo Blush & The Expendables cry! Sources