Author: Abe Finklestein

Washington D.C. An unnamed associate has leaked plans to the press that President Trump is planning to desecrate The White House in a final act of defiance. Trump,

The gay rumors that have plagued Dwight Howard throughout his NBA Career have now followed him to his new team in Philadelphia. Once a Laker now a Sixer,

  For The 100th time in a row, Lil Boosie’s Doctor tried to explain to him that just his leg & no other part of his body had

  Reverend Carlos  El Drako Jones barked angrily into the phone! A huge West Phila. Community figure & organizer and The founder of The 1st , International McDonalds, 

Look under the seats for change! Screamed an irate Tyra Banks! McDonalds got that 2 for 2$, I got the 2$ but i know they gonna want that

When newly selected Presidential candidate Joe Biden blurted out “I don’t need votes to win”! At an October 31st campaign rally speech, We all thought it was another

I Guess everyone saw this coming! When a full blown married woman starts acting out & wearing blond wigs there’s usually a problem, Ayesha Curry is a problem,

Mmm Mmm Mmm! Said Bernice Johnson As Covid Burger Juice Dribbled Down Her Double Chin! Bernice, A 48 Yr.Old Philadelphia Officially Unemployed Retiree Who Used To Work At

Kamala Harris Is In Tears! She Had Just Been Told By Her Long Time Hairdresser Elaine Neesha Diamond That No Matter How Hard She Tried She Only Can

After Turning Down A Proposed Virtual Debate With Presidential Candidate Joe Biden, Many Believed That There Would Be No Second Debate But Trump, Who Doesn’t Like To Wear

A Nation Is In Mourning As We Awoke To The Tragic News That President Trump Who Recently Contracted COVID 19, Has Passed. Shockwaves are being felt around the

An Honest Recap Of The Dog & Pony Show That Was Supposed To Be The 2020 Presidential Debate But Turned Into An Episode Of Smack Url The Battlerap