AFTER DEFUNDING, POLICE BEGIN EXPLORING NEW TRANSPORTATION OPTIONS!

Oogh Look At That Grown Ass Man On That Lil Ass Bike! Screamed 7 Yr. Old Taniesha Richardson, A Black Girl Who Lives In The Rodney King Projects In Brooklyn N.Y.

He On A Lil Kids Bike! Haha! Officer Bill Williams Whose Goes By The Nickname Annie, (Dont Ask) Had Just Parked His Tricycle, And Had been Hearing These Comments Slick Allday!

Forced To Ride A Pink Lil Girls Tricycle Because Of Massive Police Defunding, Bill & Other Police Have Been Forced To Seriously Downgrade.

They No Longer Have Patrol Cars, Guns, Tasers Or 2 Way Radios!  Instead The Average Cop Has Now Been Issued A Tricycle, A Stick & A Whistle!

“My Biggest Concern Is All The Karens Out There We Wont Be Able To Get To Now When They Needlessly Call Us On A Black Person!

Also!  And This Is The Part That Really Bothers Me, You Cant Properly Choke A Non Resisting Black Person When You’re On A Tricycle!

As The Writer Of This Article I Became Offended & Screamed Out Officer Bill Why In The Hell Is Your Nickname Annie?

That’s When Lil Taneisha Richardson Ran Up On Officer Bill & Stole His Lil Patrol Tricycle! As She Rode Away Laughing She Turned Back & Screamed

“You Been Hit By!  A Smooth Criminal”!

Upon Hearing This, I Immediately Turned To The Officer & Said…….

“Annie Are You Ok?  Annie Are You Ok? Are You Ok Annie”?

Abe Finklestein

The King Of Sports Humor