TYRA BANKS BROKE! FORCED TO SELL AD SPACE ON HER FOREFHEAD!

Look under the seats for change! Screamed an irate Tyra Banks! McDonalds got that 2 for 2$, I got the 2$ but i know they gonna want that taxmoney! Abe you got 16 cents?

I watched in horror as Former Americas Top Model Tyra Banks scrambled all over her Yugo for change!

Gone were her thin model cheekbones & svelte waist, now replaced by fat puffy gopher/chipmunk cheeks & a small pot belly.  Sadly Tyra went from let’s get it started to looking like “Who Farted”?!

Abe! What’s up? You gonna help a b*tch out or what? 

Tyra is it true you’re so broke you’re forced to sell adspace on your forehead?

Hell yea! why else would I have Trump stamped on my forehead? 

Umm cause he’s clearly the best candidate.

True, but I’m black & black people vote off of emotions not logic. 

Ok you got me there,  but listen since you’re broke & selling adspace on your forehead, won’t you let me stamp my Abefinklestein logo on your forehead.

B*tch! I ain’t that broke! 

I’ll give you $20

She-it! Where that stamp at?  Let’s go! 

So I stamped abefinklestein on her forehead. Tyra got out the car but before she could take 2 steps a bunch of white cops tackled her to the ground & pushed her face in the dirt!

I was mad!

Not because 5 white cops had just tackled a defenseless black woman & pushed her face into the dirt.

No. I was mad because when they pushed her face into the dirt,  no one could see My Abefinklestein Logo!

Abe Finklestein

The King of Sports Humor