THE OBAMAS ARE BROKE! FORCED TO WORK AT A BURRITO JOINT!

Now We Know Why Michelle Obama Was Mean Muggin During Trumps Inaugaration! Trump Had Just Taken Her Husbands Job & The Obamas Were Broke!

Now We All Know Why She Had That Cheap Red Thrift Store Overcoat On & Her Hair Was Pulled Back In That Classic “Im A Woman But I Aint Have Time To Do My Hair” Ponytail, She & The Whole Obama Family Were Broke!

Not Just Broke! We Talkin Broke Broke! Oodles Of Noodles Broke! Grill Cheese & Hotdog Broke, Lil Debbie & Hug Juice Broke!

Its Ashame Because Everybody Loves The Obamas!  And Im Sure Everybody Was Heartbroken When This Gut Wrenching, Tear Inducing Photo Recently Surfaced Of Americas Beloved First Family Sadly Working At A Burrito Joint Alongside Low Wage, Non English Speaking Immigrants.

“I Never Had A Problem With Immigrants Until I Had To Compete With Them For $7.50 An Hour”!

Said Barrack Obama As He Sat On A Huge Bag Of Flour Sharing One Burrito With His Whole Family.

Finklestein  – How’d Yall Become Broke?

B. Obama – We Bet All Our Money That Trump Would Never Become President & I Thought McGregor Would Beat Floyd & Bet The Whole House!

Finklestein  – Can You Elaborate More?

B. Obama – Well I – Poooot!

Finklestein – Yo Obama! Did You Just Bust Your Ass Obama?

B. Obama – No The Dog Did It!

Finklestein – There Is No Dog!

B. Obama –  Have You Seen My Wife?

Finklestein – Yes She’s Beautiful!

B. Obama -Yes She Is But Not After She Eat Them Burritos, Then She Becomes Farty Krueger!  My Daughters Too!  These 3 Women Have Farted Me Out Of House & Home!  Im Tired Of This, They Farted The White House Out Too, Thats Why Trump & Melania Refuse To Stay There!

Finklestein – But “YOU” Bust Your Ass!  How You Gonna Blame Your Wife & Kids? Huh?

B. Obama – Im A Politician, Thats What We Do, Lie!

Finklestein – Does Trump Lie?

B. Obama – No He Believes In His Own Truth, You Know Kind Of Like A Transgendered Boy That Identifies As A Girl, So He Gets A Pass And I Personally Think He’s A Great President!

Finklestein – Wow!  I Never Knew You Thought Trump Was A Great President!

B. Obama – I Dont!  Im Lying Again, Like When I Passed The Law For Gay Marriage & Pretended I Cared, I Was Lying Just To Get The Votes.

Suddenly A Large Hispanic Man Burst Into The Storage Room & Screamed “Hey Obamas!  Get Yall Broke Asses Back On The Floor & Make Them Gotdamn Burritos!  And Spray Some Air Freshener Too!  Yall Got This Whole Store Room Smelling Like Turkey Sausage & Magic Shaving Cream”!

And With That, The Obamas All Got Up & Sadly Went Back To Work, But Being The Cracked, Professional Reporter That I Am, I Screamed Out!…

Finklestein – “Hey Obamas Yall Some Beautiful Ass People & I Love Yall”!

To Which They Replied…

“You Really Mean That Abe”?

Finklestein – Nope!  Im Lying Just Like Your Husband & All Politicians Do!

Except For Trump, He Believes His Own Truth So He Gets A Pass!

Abe Finklestein
The King Of Sports Humor