REPORT: ALL WOMEN EQUATE CAR SIZE TO PENIS SIZE, EVEN YOUR MOTHER!

A 5 year study conducted by The National Institute Of Womens Behavioral, Intellectual & Transitional Challenges ( B.I.T.C.H )  has resulted in an overwhelming conclusion.

Out of 10 million women, 9,999,999 of them willfully admitted that they judge a mans penis size by his car size!

Hell yeah! If i see a man driving a Toyota Tercel or a Volkswagen my p**sy will dry up & burst into flames! That’s why I keep this lil mini fire extinguisher right here in my purse, right next to the hot sauce just in case i see a man driving a lil car!

Said Barbie Lane a 25 yr. old white adult website publisher from brooklyn n.y.

Abe Finklestein: That’s Amazing! 

Barbie: What? The lil fire extinguisher for my coochie? 

Abe Finklestein: No! The fact that you keep hot sauce in your pocketbook. 

Barbie: Look Abe, Real talk! When you sittin on that porch on a nice day & your man pulls up, you want that man to be in something Big ,Long & Strong! Know what im sayin Abe? 

Abe Finklestein: Yea sounds like you judge men soley off their physical possessions! 

Barbie : No i dont Abe! I give all man a chance! 

Abe Finklestein : Would you date me? 

Barbie : What kinda car you drive? 

Finklestein: A Solar Powered 2 Seat Lime Green Volkswagen.

Before she could answer her coochie burst into flames & when she went to grab her lil fire extinguisher in her purse she accidentally grabbed the hot sauce!

As she writhed in pain & was being loaded into an ambulance she manages to scream out  ” Check Out My Adult Website  http://liveslits.com

yea click it its real!

Abe Finklestein

The King Of Sports Humor