Abe Finklestein

HEY JOHNNY! YOU WANT A JOB!? WELL HERE’S YOUR DREAM JOB BABY! COME WORK FOR DA ABESTER! Where you can Party Wit Da Babes & Drink All The

YOU KNOW IT’S GETTING REALLY BAD WHEN YOU GET FIRED BY YOUR AGENT! And that’s exactly what happened to Poor, Poor ( In actuality he’s rich ) Johnny

THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN A FATHER & HIS SON IS SPECIAL! IT’S ALSO UNIQUE & EXACT As in all Fathers want their Sons to be an exact version of

IT’S REALLY A SHAME THE CHEF CHARACTER ON SOUTH PARK HAD TO GO. And i’m tempted to say, life goes on, but cartoons are not real life, cartoon

 WE’RE ALL FAMILIAR WITH SPEED RACER & HIS POWERFUL MACH 5, Whether it be  The Watchowski Brothers Horrible 2008 Remake or The Classic Olskool Cartoon that was produced

SEE THAT PICTURE BELOW? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? That’s RG3 Explaining to all of Bone Thugs & Harmony’s Lawyers & The Press, how he’s not tryin

THERE’S A RUMOR GOING AROUND THAT WHILE YOU WERE WATCHING  THE NCAA TOURNAMENT last night, Pharrell Williams was getting the Shaving cream kicked out of him by a

MARK SANCHEZ MUST HAVE A SERIOUS STASH OF CHARMS BLOW POPS! OR MAYBE THE FOOTBALL GODS JUST LIKE HIM A WHOLE LOT! Either way, once again he lands

BOO-YAH! I GOT IT BABY! THE REAL REASON PEYTON MANNING CRIED AT HIS RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT Is Right Here! And it’s not the reason you think it is, it’s

KILL THAT NOISE! ROY JONES’S FANTASY OF FIGHTING A FAN HAS FINALLY  BEEN FENAGLED! Crushed, destroyed, eradicated– alright, ok you get it!  Heres The Official Statement—The Ring ‘s

AFTER FIGHTING MMA MAINSTAY & MAIN ATTRACTION KIMBO SLICE & GETTING PUNCHED INTO THE 3rd ROCK FROM THE SUN, DADA 5000 just might’ve started a New Dance Craze

LETS GET STRAIGHT DOWN TO IT! WE ALL KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO WATCH Your Child Athlete getting screwed over by their lil league coach. Countless times we’ve